View Pit Stop page for race #13 by homodeus — Ghost race
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Official speed | 84.16 wpm (69.01 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 20, 2018 8:53:11pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 20, 2018 8:54:20pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. choksbergen (85.33 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 134.66 |
Text | #3811023 (Length: 484 characters) Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. |