View Pit Stop page for race #902 by homerowslower — Ghost race
View profile for Where's Christian? 👌 (homerowslower)
Official speed | 98.48 wpm (49.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 30, 2018 1:13:45am UTC |
Race Finish | March 30, 2018 1:14:35am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. thady (98.67 wpm) 3. pajle (95.61 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 121.46 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |