View Pit Stop page for race #973 by heyitsloaf — Ghost race
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Official speed | 91.80 wpm (53.46 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 11, 2021 1:28:33pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 11, 2021 1:29:26pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 113.22 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |