Crisostomo (herpderpmaximus)

Race #3

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Official speed 99.60 wpm (40.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 15, 2018 4:06:23pm UTC
Race Finish May 15, 2018 4:07:03pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mattbierwirth (84.73 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 102.92
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You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.