Hater (hateself)

Race #6028

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Official speed 80.85 wpm (59.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 16, 2017 8:47:31am UTC
Race Finish September 16, 2017 8:48:31am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. nissenesmo (83.40 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 97.02
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...