View Pit Stop page for race #308 by gwude — Ghost race
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Official speed | 78.28 wpm (53.81 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 31, 2022 10:22:21am UTC |
Race Finish | May 31, 2022 10:23:15am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. megceratops (74.79 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 80.89 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |