View Pit Stop page for race #1581 by griever — Ghost race
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Official speed | 63.95 wpm (65.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 4, 2010 2:14:56pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 4, 2010 2:16:02pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |