Griever (griever)

Race #1581

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Official speed 63.95 wpm (65.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 4, 2010 2:14:56pm UTC
Race Finish December 4, 2010 2:16:02pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.