guy (grayeyes)

Race #8903

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Official speed 128.47 wpm (37.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 4, 2019 4:22:06pm UTC
Race Finish February 4, 2019 4:22:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. hreyfill (142.28 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 154.17
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...