Gail the Snail (goldberry)

Race #363

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Official speed 80.47 wpm (60.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 5, 2017 1:08:46pm UTC
Race Finish October 5, 2017 1:09:46pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. naviman (85.93 wpm)
3. botbananaman (73.06 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 99.25
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