Dip (gaymeat)

Race #320

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Official speed 52.09 wpm (70.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2015 11:05:23am UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2015 11:06:34am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. iiirxs (53.29 wpm)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 0.00
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.