View Pit Stop page for race #490 by fuzzyx3000 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 96.20 wpm (43.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 31, 2012 3:20:20am UTC |
Race Finish | October 31, 2012 3:21:03am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. metalspork (109.50 wpm) 2. enzymez (104.22 wpm) 3. pkanas (103.87 wpm) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |