View Pit Stop page for race #509 by freezegoldz — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 128.97 wpm (32.66 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 16, 2011 8:01:43am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 16, 2011 8:02:16am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. c9h13n (115.43 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |