i suck balls (fengoku)

Race #132

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Official speed 107.55 wpm (33.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 17, 2013 8:42:04pm UTC
Race Finish February 17, 2013 8:42:37pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. dvorakdork (83.18 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #87 (Length: 296 characters)

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?