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Race #822

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Official speed 80.73 wpm (60.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 24, 2019 3:27:02am UTC
Race Finish April 24, 2019 3:28:02am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. tmkhoaltv (76.08 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 96.87
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...