Evildark (evildarkown)

Race #120

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Official speed 80.52 wpm (60.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2017 9:16:46pm UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2017 9:17:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. recklessxd (99.16 wpm)
2. ruuun (86.65 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 96.62
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...