EtherealFog (etherealfog)

Race #9273

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Official speed 106.67 wpm (45.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2020 8:03:25pm UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2020 8:04:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. a_job_well_done (109.41 wpm)
3. anonym_igelkott (88.81 wpm)
4. catg0ty0urlung (83.46 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 128.01
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...