Freedom (employ)

Race #13063

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Official speed 73.41 wpm (66.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 1, 2017 6:20:06am UTC
Race Finish July 1, 2017 6:21:13am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.