Ejaculation (ejaculation)

Race #836

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Official speed 74.52 wpm (51.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 29, 2013 10:50:35am UTC
Race Finish January 29, 2013 10:51:26am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. sivaganesh (84.30 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 0.00
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.