Ducky (duckyjn)

Race #9

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Official speed 80.58 wpm (60.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2019 4:58:04am UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2019 4:59:04am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. torphon (84.41 wpm)
5. chi_bear (67.02 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 96.69
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...