Isaac (dolemitesundae)

Race #5576

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Official speed 87.12 wpm (56.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 24, 2020 9:31:46pm UTC
Race Finish August 24, 2020 9:32:42pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. bsplit (101.52 wpm)
3. saorla (85.93 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.44
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.