Julian (disclo5ure)

Race #17478

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Official speed 124.66 wpm (36.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 16, 2019 9:06:40am UTC
Race Finish May 16, 2019 9:07:16am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. kevinneeraj (132.70 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 153.74
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.