View Pit Stop page for race #392 by destroyer_of_fruits_tomato — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 89.61 wpm (47.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 9, 2023 11:34:02pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 9, 2023 11:34:49pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. duckwrth (96.18 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 92.59 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |