r (deroche1)

Race #239744

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Official speed 130.78 wpm (34.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 22, 2018 8:20:09pm UTC
Race Finish May 22, 2018 8:20:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. kayak1 (138.67 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 161.29
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.