View Pit Stop page for race #1006 by demancer — Ghost race
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Official speed | 61.23 wpm (68.79 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 31, 2012 12:01:58pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 31, 2012 12:03:07pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |