View Pit Stop page for race #309 by cobbler — Ghost race
View profile for Michael (cobbler)
Official speed | 92.88 wpm (45.35 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 12, 2020 11:02:33pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 12, 2020 11:03:19pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. despot (127.07 wpm) 4. carrot_ (98.72 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 103.71 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |