Chris (cjwenz)

Race #774

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Official speed 79.21 wpm (61.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 1, 2019 4:30:46pm UTC
Race Finish May 1, 2019 4:31:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. wintercore (124.63 wpm)
2. seagull_ (119.01 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 95.05
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...