Crack (cactuscane)

Race #364

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Official speed 136.76 wpm (35.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 28, 2018 12:34:10am UTC
Race Finish March 28, 2018 12:34:46am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 168.67
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.