View Pit Stop page for race #2129 by bratype — Ghost race
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Official speed | 74.14 wpm (56.81 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 12, 2015 7:42:52pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 12, 2015 7:43:49pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |