View Pit Stop page for race #5356 by bowelz — Ghost race
| Official speed | 96.46 wpm (43.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 23, 2010 11:45:52pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 23, 2010 11:46:36pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |