View Pit Stop page for race #887 by birdpoo — Ghost race
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Official speed | 74.76 wpm (60.19 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 4, 2018 11:03:34pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 4, 2018 11:04:34pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 92.20 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |