Bal (belgianwaffle)

Race #4158

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Official speed 89.31 wpm (54.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 3, 2020 9:36:33am UTC
Race Finish October 3, 2020 9:37:27am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 107.18
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...