Ilyas (aydoohhkb)

Race #3570

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Official speed 110.03 wpm (44.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2020 12:15:30am UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2020 12:16:15am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. pain (117.80 wpm)
2. cypher_xd (112.47 wpm)
3. lambdanaut (111.84 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 135.70
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.