alittlepeace (alittlepeace)

Race #560

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Official speed 125.64 wpm (35.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 3, 2019 2:59:03am UTC
Race Finish June 3, 2019 2:59:39am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. rosewolf (144.72 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 154.95
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.