View Pit Stop page for race #426 by alduawg17 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 92.46 wpm (68.27 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 21, 2019 2:18:56am UTC |
Race Finish | March 21, 2019 2:20:04am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. pineapples2925 (76.50 wpm) 3. mkost (71.17 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 135.61 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |