Larryjr (alanis)

Race #45709

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Official speed 113.92 wpm (42.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 13, 2019 6:42:15pm UTC
Race Finish March 13, 2019 6:42:57pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. surg3 (80.82 wpm)
3. szlesh (76.31 wpm)
4. beahdou (65.32 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 136.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...