Free Palestine (alakazaifa)

Race #4190

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Official speed 159.09 wpm (30.85 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2023 4:04:39pm UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2023 4:05:10pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. infolepsy (130.03 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 196.21
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.