View Pit Stop page for race #4 by acrippledferret — Ghost race
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Official speed | 115.64 wpm (36.42 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 14, 2014 9:07:37pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 14, 2014 9:08:13pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |