Kim Jong-il (a9088391)

Race #39049

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Official speed 66.27 wpm (67.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 14, 2017 12:43:04pm UTC
Race Finish October 14, 2017 12:44:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. anmolsaraswat (70.76 wpm)
3. home10120 (59.48 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 81.74
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.