griV (griv)

Race #9981

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Official speed 85.00 wpm (52.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 20, 2021 6:35:56am UTC
Race Finish July 20, 2021 6:36:49am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. keifermatthew (85.49 wpm)
5. drwsmnlpg (75.47 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 104.84
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.