View Pit Stop page for race #993 by ninjaturtle — Ghost race
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Official speed | 62.96 wpm (66.90 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 8, 2010 9:37:00am UTC |
Race Finish | February 8, 2010 9:38:07am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. lola124 (69.28 wpm) 2. wio_dude (66.66 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |