Kill (killyourself1234)

Race #99

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Official speed 87.75 wpm (55.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 7, 2018 1:39:59am UTC
Race Finish November 7, 2018 1:40:54am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. noupdate (106.74 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 105.30
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...