View Pit Stop page for race #9689 by mattbierwirth — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 97.35 wpm (43.27 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 3, 2017 7:34:04pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 3, 2017 7:34:47pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. bobbatron808 (96.77 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 100.59 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |