View Pit Stop page for race #966 by moron212 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 119.91 wpm (35.13 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 8, 2017 5:06:11pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 8, 2017 5:06:46pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 100.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |