Randy (__rdall__)

Race #96

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Official speed 94.87 wpm (51.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2018 9:37:22pm UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2018 9:38:13pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. facesmasher (76.84 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 113.84
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...