View Pit Stop page for race #959 by retiarius — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 90.06 wpm (41.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 13, 2021 4:16:43pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 13, 2021 4:17:25pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. slethron (84.84 wpm) 5. mellikyun (74.69 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 88.56 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |