Neatrianty (neatrianty)

Race #950

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Official speed 90.02 wpm (53.85 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 25, 2020 2:25:09pm UTC
Race Finish January 25, 2020 2:26:03pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. benschi98 (94.08 wpm)
4. sgtreent (87.81 wpm)
5. altaria13 (87.29 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 108.03
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...