Michael (bbyjesus)

Race #95

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Official speed 96.20 wpm (50.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 11, 2018 3:12:06pm UTC
Race Finish May 11, 2018 3:12:57pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. weihceinre (129.15 wpm)
2. alanis (102.49 wpm)
4. pjayys (91.15 wpm)
5. edonn (90.64 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 115.44
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...