Jonas (jonas9)

Race #9499

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Official speed 82.92 wpm (54.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 5, 2017 8:58:01am UTC
Race Finish October 5, 2017 8:58:55am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. digbo (73.95 wpm)
4. hqthai01 (71.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 102.27
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.