muslim (ahmadalashtar01)

Race #9457

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Official speed 101.52 wpm (44.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 28, 2019 4:40:43am UTC
Race Finish January 28, 2019 4:41:27am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. boerewors (121.78 wpm)
2. bobbymole (106.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 125.21
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.