Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #945

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Official speed 111.63 wpm (34.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 30, 2017 8:46:12pm UTC
Race Finish May 30, 2017 8:46:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. crispyseaweed429 (87.69 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3620663 (Length: 324 characters)

When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.